Becca Likes To Write.: Archive

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Ricky Martin—Shake Your Bon-Bon (I need a...

Feb 1st

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OMG. Also. 'Stiff' is creeping me out.

I loves it. Ew ew ewewewewew. It gives me nightmares every night. Last night I awoke from one and I had to pee but I was too scared to get up, so I laid there frozen I in bed. Love this book!

Jan 31st

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I hardly ever get sick. Hardly ever.

That is why, this, whatever it is, cold, THING that I have had for over a week now has turned me into the biggest crybaby in the world. Why am I still dealing with this? Why isn’t it getting better? Why am I sitting at my desk sweating profusely? If I didn’t have such a bad sinus headache right now and if my eyes didn’t hurt so bad that it is painful to move them to the right or...

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Watch

She does not care that I still don’t feel good and just want to watch edited ‘Sex and the City’ on E! She likes to be front and center always.

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

I wonder how many people in the office want to...

I mean, all this hacking and gurgling has GOT to be annoying. Wish I could go home. My cheeks feel warm.

Jan 28th

Does coughing so much in one day that your lungs...

I feel like it should. I feel like I am burning a sufficient amount of calories with his hacking.

Jan 28th

My health insurance isn't like amazing, but it...

My only complaint is this: they are like, stupid inconsistent with their billing! Last month I had to call waaaaay after our agreed billing date because they never billed me and I was all like, um…did you want me to pay or what? Apparently at that time, there was some sort of snafu in the company and it affected everyone so bills didn’t get sent out. Whatever. OK. I paid and we agreed...

Jan 28th

Nothing like coughing your brains out while you're...

Yup. Nothing like it.

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

Awesome. I have officially weirded myself out.

Got home from work a bit ago. Did the usual routine, set the keys down, set the purse down, and before I get to pee, let the pug out. She is that high maintenance. She will not allow you to just SIGH with relief to finally be home. It’s all about her. Whatever. So I let the turd out and we are around the house and she is doing her biddness. When I rounded the corner to the front of the...

Jan 28th

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Blink-182—Pathetic

Jan 27th

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This might sound a little too...Talking...

but, do you ever seriously sit there, and look at your life and really wonder ‘how did I get here?’ Cuz. Yeah.

Jan 27th

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I'm already slightly crabby today.

I don’t know. I have a teeeeeensy bit of resentment right now. Nothing not even Phil Collins can fix. What. I like Phil Collins.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

Anonymous asked: I’m sorry I have been so absent from your life. I am putting together your next care package now. Hopefully it will be going out in the next few days. I know this has been a tough month for you. I have been thinking of you often, unfortunately, I have not really had to opportunity to follow up with you as much as I would like.

- Sending you warm wishes from sunny Florida.

Jan 26th

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311—Life’s Not a Race

Jan 26th

I have been slacking on going to the gym, like,...

I am beyond depressed. To be fair to myself, I have been doing 100+ squats a day (depending on my mood I do more than 100) for 3 weeks straight and starting a few days ago I started doing 100 crunches on top on my squats and I also started doing 20 wimp push-ups. So, I suppose it’s not like I’m NOT doing anything. The squats I have been doing since the beginning of the month. My rump...

Jan 26th

My mild mannered, laid back boyfriend called the...

I know it was in-between there. I was half awake when the incident occurred. It was why I woke up. I hate our neighbors.

Jan 26th

I was going to wear my contacts to work today.

Except, when I looked in the mirror this morning, it looked like someone punched me in the eyes. Bagz 4 dayz. I promptly concealered up and threw on my glasses to try and hide the bags. Pretty sure it’s from the sinus infection I’ve had since Saturday. I think my sinuses are draining and all that jazz. I hate everything.

Jan 26th

Great way to start my morning.

Thanks, dee bag. Just. Thanks. Also. DIE.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Ben Folds Five—One Angry Dwarf and 200...

Jan 25th

Dear Love of My Life,

You CANNOT send me a text that says ‘I can’t wait to talk to you later! I have AMAZING news!’ and just expect that to be ok. You cannot. Call me NOW motherfucker. Love, Your sweet angel

Jan 25th

We have a really good mapping system at work.

Sometimes (today) I feel sad and depressed and I like to zoom in on the map and look at the coastal towns and pretend I am looking for a new city to live in. I look at street names and parks and city buildings in Oregon and Mississippi and Louisiana etc. Always on the coast, though. It has to be the coast.

Jan 25th

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Everything—Hooch

Jan 24th

Thank you for all of your kind words today!

Jan 24th

Jan 23rd

My contacts made my eyes burn. Bad.

I am getting a head cold/sore throat thing, so I will blame it on that. No, I will NOT blame it on the fact that I have been wearing my glasses for over a week and I believe my eyeballs are rejecting my beloved contacts. I hate my glasses. I just confided in the pug how much I think I look ugly in them. She listened well too. She licked her lips and snorted like a pot belly pig and then went...

Jan 23rd

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