January 2011
Mascara with a hint of glitter in it is...
Yes?
I am wearing leggings for the first time in my...
I hope I don’t look like the offensive cow my eyes think I do…
So, Clay is at work til 9 tonight.
I’m waiting for him to get home so we can take a jaunt to the divineashley’s for good times with good people! I ask you this: is it creepy or sweet that he keeps sneaking into the dairy cooler at work and taking photos of himself and then texting them to me????
December 2010
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Great Lake Swimmers—I Will Never See the Sun
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kayrutledge:
The Cave | Mumford and Sons
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I'm tired. And in 2 hours and 6 minutes my fake...
I keep trying to talk myself out of going to the gym and just going home and napping instead. But. I didn’t go yesterday because we went out and about after work. I need to go. But I’m beat. I have to go. But I keep telling myself to go tomorrow and to go hard tomorrow. Crap. Why why why.
What was the first cassette tape you owned?
Mine was ‘Sixteen Stone’ by Bush. Then shortly after I was the proud owner of Alanis Morrisette’s ‘Jagged Little Pill’. And then I bought ‘The Carnival’ by Wyclef. Wish I could find those things…wish I was fifteen again…
Wow. Clay just sent me an e-mail about the puppy...
He compares the puppy to me. I feel like it is a loving, back-handed compliment? Hm.
HUGE controversy at the office.
But not really. Since it is fake Friday, we are allowed to wear jeans. But no one told half the office. Thus, I am wearing a pair of corduroys.
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Just saw 'Black Swan'.
I liked it.
So...there is this triathlon? In September?
Clay doesn’t seem too thrilled I want to do it. I mean jeez, it’s only a one mile swim, 55 mile bike ride and 10 mile run. Gosh.
If you were to walk by my cubicle right now, and...
Basically, every time I take a sip of my water, you will hear me hiss. My water that I just added blueberry crystal light too. Tastes like cold barf with a hint of summer berry. But I am thirsty, so I keep sipping. And hissing.
My puppy is recovering from surgery.
I don’t think I will be able to handle her being anything less than hyper, hungry and happy. Seeing her quiet, sleepy and forlorn will make me cry. I may stay at work until she is back to her old self….J/K. But…still…
I just want to give a shout out to Alexander...
Yo, dude. Thanks for like, making penicillin happen back in like, 1928? For serious. Tomorrow it will have been a week since my excruciating tooth pain/infection thing and dang, son. My tooth feels just shy of fantastic. I think I will be able to make it to March.
I keep thinking it is Thursday. I guess, to be...
Tomorrow is fake Friday. I wish my brain wouldn’t believe me when I tell it that it is Thursday because I thought ‘Grey’s’ was on tonight. And it is not. Because it is Wednesday. Only just fake Thursday. These 4-day weeks are troublesome.
The world is against me today. It just is. I don't...
It’s barely 8 a.m. and I feel threatened. I peeked in my lunch to see what Clay packed? A salad and chunks of fudge and cake. Wuuuut? How does one diet when one eats fudge and cake? THEN. I come into work and there are donuts galore. And everyone lets you know there is donuts galore and they stare at you expectantly, waiting for you to grab one. WHAT COULD I DO?
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So...a long time ago I joined a club called The...
Do not be fooled. I do not rock the poker face. I can’t really comprehend the game. I joined because of a boy. I still get LPA emails to this day. Do you think they ever realized I’ve not shown up for one game? Also? I read the emails anyway just to see if I’m in the standings.
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Revolution—Jim Sturgess, from the Across the...
So...when I was 14. An idea came to me via a...
I keep re-working it as the years go on and as I get older and um wiser? It gets better and better and the other night I dug out a badly written version that I did when I was 20 or so. I can’t find the re-write from when I was 24. That one is much better. Anyways, earlier today an idea came to me out of the blue to add to this piece of crap I have been working on for 14 years. I...
Out of say, the 7 times I've ever flown in an...
Only two have gone off without a hitch. I feel like the five that were horrifying kind of erase the two good ones. I have horror stories ya’ll. Big ones.
Ok. I know no one cares about my job or what I do,...
But holy cow. I am working on a job right now where a semi-trailer had to have 8 tires replaced. EIGHT. I mean, wow. I wonder what that accident looked like.
A movie I never, ever, EVER thought I'd enjoy?
‘Hot Tub Time Machine’. I even got angry when my Netflix was hijacked and that movie was the result. But then…um. I ended up liking it. Whatever. Another movie with the same results? ‘Kickass’. Best. Movie. Almost. Ever. I’m tired today. And so. very. cold.
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Kings of Leon—Taper Jean Girl
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In 2011, I will turn 29.
This terrifies me more than I am even willing to admit. I am going to make it my year. The year I run a whole marathon. The year I run the Warrior Dash. The year I lose the weight I want. The year I…skydive. For realsies. I am looking to do it in May on or around my birthday. I figure, go big or go home.
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In 2011, I will turn 29.
This terrifies me more than I am even willing to admit. I am going to make it my year. The year I run a whole marathon. The year I run the Warrior Dash. The year I lose the weight I want. The year I…skydive. For realsies. I am looking to do it in May on or around my birthday. I figure, go big or go home.
I'm not going to lie.
I am severely, SEVERELY jealous of all of those people who are off of work until 1/3/11.
Uh-oh. Just found some GREAT cardigans on cleanace...
This will not end well. Nor…nor do I care.
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The White Stripes—Hello Operator
We are going to Central New York next month.
It’ll be Clay, my little bro, Gabe, my not so little bro, Joey, my sis, Laura. And probably her boyfriend. And Zoey. And myself. This time last year, when we went up there, I totally drove into a ditch on my way to have coffee with thedisgruntledgradstudent and another school mate. I got myself un-ditched and still made it for coffee! Then afterward, I got a flat tire. Then I got 2 flat...
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