February 2010
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I'm stoked that KOL won.
I have all of their albums and paid a fucking fortune to see them in concert back last May. But? I hate Use Somebody. Yeah. I do.
Crap.
My friend just texted me and asked if I was watching Criminal Minds on A&E. To be a show off, I replied that I was. I mean, I USUALLY am, but right now I’m watching the Grammys. My friend then texts: Well, can you explain what is going on? Um…shit. So, now, I’m channel surfing trying to find A&E to see what episode it is so I can fake re-cap it for my friend. Sheesh.
Oh no Beyonce didn't!
Hell yeah!
I do love me some Colbert.
I feel like without all her bullshit bells and...
Lady Gaga has nothing. Her performance with Sir Elton John is quite mundane and trite.
January 2010
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So I did the celebrity look-a-like thing?
And I apparently look 75% like John Ritter.
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Note to self:
You can’t achieve thin-ness and beautiful-ness by sitting in bed, un-showered and eating entirely too much mac and cheese. You just can’t.
Love letter?
Ok, so I work in down-town Cincinnati with the general public. It’s not at all glamorous. Below, is a letter I found on the floor that one of the aforementioned general public-ers must have dropped on the floor. Enjoy. Oh, and I bolded my FAVE parts of the letter.
Dear XXXXXX,
I guess I should start with a Happy New Year and a very belated happy birthday. I actually have been trying to...
Can’t breathe.
ahhh! staying in a Goan beach hut. Getting...
(via strawberrytwin)
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Wow. So sick, that this is the first time I've...
That’s a first.
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Kidney for sale.
Starting bid: $700 or whatever you got in your pocket. Keep the lint.
I just woke from a crappy nap.
Getting even more stuffed up and congested by the hour. I feel so crappy. I’m bummed too…cuz I have a real gem of a post to write, but no energies. Tomorrow perhaps?
Shit.
What I had hoped was just allergies has seemed to have morphed into a head cold/sinus infection. Whatever.
At some point, my luck has to change, right? I mean, there’s only so much bad luck out there that eventually it HAS to turn good, right???
Not that Avril was any better.
She just didn’t irritate me the way you’d think she easily could have like Katy did.
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How can Katy Perry even be a judge?
She can hardly sing without her voice being produced and synthesized sounding and shit. This further seals my personal opinion that she is a duche’ess.
Today is one of those days where...
my contacts, nay, my eye sockets, seem to be a magnet for dust, fine furs or threads and eyelashes. Blow.
kelsium:
Nooooo! David Attenborough!
lolz…I forgot he did it too…
Katy Perry is way too thin.
Her head looks like a bobble head.
kelsium:
I am currently attempting to lure passersby into my room by nonchalantly chilling with my computer and watching Planet Earth: Fresh Water. So far it is not working, but so far no passers have gone by, so who knows? I haven’t had to attempt to make friends with people in a million years. It’s like trying to flirt, which I don’t remember how to do either.
I would be tempted if I were...
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pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza
when clay gets home we are having pizza.
Anyone else obsessed with Criminal Minds?
(via katoleary)
I also just realized I spelled ‘completely’ wrong in my mega excitement. Sigh.
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Fingers crossed.
“Unsentimental? Driving around. Sure of myself? Sure of it now.”
– Vampire Weekend, Taxi Cab
STUCK IN MY HEAD
yosamanthrax:
I don’t want a healthy dinner. I want pizza. I didn’t have pizza last night. I want pizza. With carmelized onions, goat cheese and sun dried tomatoes.
I want pizza too. A big, saucy, overly cheesey, dripping pile of heart o’ttack.
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Photos Released Of Suspects In Meijer Store Fire -... →
The dude in the back looks an awful lot like…MooShoo….
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I just can't seem to get it right today.
Did you know:
My current ring tone is Michael Jackson’s Man in the Mirror? Yeah…I went from the Kaiser Chiefs’ Ruby to that.
I need a hard cry. Like, I just need to sit on my bed and cry so hard that my face is red and puffy. For ten minutes. Yeah.