February 2012
Here at the office, we all chipped in for some...
Everyone is all “If we win,” yadda yadda yadda…(for the record if we won, I’d pay for the whole wedding, plan the most extravagant honeymoon and pay off our cars and house). Someone asked the really sweet, older IT guy what he’d do if we won, without any iota of hesitation he said “Leave my wife.” Oy.
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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The reason it is hard for me to lose weight and...
BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MUCH EXCELLENT FOOD AVAILABLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I have a healthy-esque lunch waiting for me in the car and like, right now all I can smell is someone’s frickin’ chili-cheese coneys and all I can do is imagine myself in front of plate with a pile of coneys and just attacking them akin to a pig with a trough. UGH. Food. You are the devil. I want you so bad.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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The time I spent at the gym tonight is currently...
Oops.
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Doing wedding stuff.
Is there something on television I’m missing? I feel like I’m missing something.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 29th
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ListenFoo Fighters—These Days
Jan 28th
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My fascination/affair/obsession with professional...
And I’m not sorry for this.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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I tried the treadmill at the gym today for the...
Now, this was not the first time in my life I was like, on a treadmill. Just my first time at the gym I have had a membership with for over a year. Because it is just after the first of the year, the gym is kind of crowded. The indoor track is full of people. I mostly joined the gym because of the indoor track but now I hardly use it. There are races coming up I want to do…another Warrior...
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Clay broke his thumb at work today.
Tonight he called me into the bathroom while he was in the shower so I could wash his left armpit for him. True love, I tell ya. I started to walk away after soaping up his armpit and he asks “Well, aren’t you going to rinse it?”
Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Well, I just got done trying on my mom's wedding...
and before that, I almost burned my grandma’s house to the ground. I’d say my work here is done. Long drive back home tomorrow.
Jan 8th
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I’ve been off work all week and I am very seriously dreading going back Monday.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
So...for 2012 I wanted to be (or fake being) more...
Well, how can I fake being positive or be legit positive when I just stepped in pug pee? That was before I stubbed my toe while blindingly trying to measure out Pepto in the bathroom (did not have my contacts in yet)…my stomach is like acting all sorts of a fool today/last night. It feels like it is actually twisted in a knot. I tried to do my daily sit-ups (which, dudes, did you know if you...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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So, I was just sitting here, applying nail polish...
Clay asks me a question about something he wanted that was back in the bedroom and I say, “Oh, yeah I’ll run back and get it, I have to put a top-coat on anyways.” He looks at me very seriously and says “Why, are you cold?” El oh el. No. A top-coat for my nail polish? This is not the 1800s? Ah hoy, let me go grab me top coat and a cane and we’ll hunker down a...
Dec 31st
“I’m a little tired of people acting like the be-all, end-all experts on how...”
– Preachy Practice: Oh MORE RANTS yay.  nailed it. (via reallykatie)
Dec 31st
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So, I received $60 in Starbucks gift cards for...
So now, I am looking at the route to central New York I will be driving next Wednesday (to visit family) and I am going to plot point every.single.Starbucks. It’s safe to say, my coffee experience for this trip is going to be fully funded.
Dec 30th
The boys are getting ready to play poker at the...
A few people bailed on the game. I have my fingers crossed that I am not forced to fill a spot. Chiefly because I cannot retain how in the hot hell one plays the game of poker. I have been taught several times. I have not remembered a thing. I just want to be here for pizza and maybe a beer. I’ll be the one in the corner creepin’ on the internet.
Dec 30th
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Dec 25th