June 2012
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It's kind of addicting going to Bed, Bath and...
I have a feeling I’ll be deleting a lot of things over the next few days when I’ve regained my senses.
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May 2012
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Ray LaMontagne and the Pariah Dogs—The...
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Just lost 2 toenails on my left foot (big toe and...
Guess my feet didn’t come out as unscathed as I had originally thought from the half marathon earlier this month. Just in time for sandal season! Troll feet FTW!
I just went with my sister and picked up my...
It’s in my house. My wedding dress is in my house! I tried it on again and I liked it still, but now I am FREAKING out that it might be too ‘ball-gowny’ and like maybe I should have gotten something less ‘Beauty and the Beast’. After going to 2 weddings in the last few weeks, seeing SEVERAL wedding photos from various other couples on FB, I am so worried I got the...
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I'm leaving for Knoxville in five hours.
I’m driving my sister’s car. According to her fiancé, I am not allowed to drive her car because I drive ‘like a maniac’. Bahahahahaha. Guess who has convinced her sister to let her drive? I lied and said I’d do the speed limit. Ha.
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Last night one of the X-men movies was on.*
I’ve never seen them, so I don’t know which one it was except that I can tell you it’s the one where Kevin Bacon speaks German. Clay had told me of this scene months ago. I took a few years of German in high school and then 5 semesters worth in college. I’m not as great at it as I once was. I’m losing my knowledge. I need a refresher course or some Rosetta Stone or...
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30.
I have been on a roller-coaster of emotions on turning 30. One minute, I’m ok with it. The next, near tears. I am mostly ok with it now, I think, because 30 is obviously still young. And it is just a number, just a silly age. It’s 29+1. Big deal. I am still the same person. I still look the same as I did yesterday, when I was 29 and I still feel the same. I think part of the reason I...
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You have truly not lived until you have wrangled...
In the words of Britney Spears “All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus”.
When I get home tonight, there will be 4 pugs in...
I assume it’s going to be mayhem/madness for the next week as we babysit 2 GIANGANTO pugs along with our 2 small pugs. I’m ok with this.
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To be honest?
I have not seen ‘Avengers’ nor do I have even the slightest, teensiest, baby ameba of an inkling to see it. Do. Not. Give. A. Shit.
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My office is expanding. They are almost done with...
I GET A WINDOW CUBILCE. This almost makes everything ok. I say almost, though. Almost.
I accidently left my purse on the kitchen table...
Clay’s best friend is going to drop it off for me. I swear though, if one more person says in shock “OMG! How could you just LEAVE your purse!?” I will throat punch them.
April 2012
I was just sitting here, thinking how I have no...
Then I remembered that I am running a half marathon on Sunday*. Looks like I am busy this weekend after all.
*Don’t worry, I’ve been training for it and I am super ready. Just apparently slipped my mind? Because I guess running 13.1 miles is an easy thing to forget? Hope it doesn’t rain.
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"My eyes are fucking watering!"
Amanda, my date tonight, in a church for a wedding we’re attending. I think we’re soul-mates.
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WatchWe like to just let it all hang out on the weekend.
Want to know why I can't handle planning a wedding...
Because I can’t even handle the stress of getting 8 people together tonight for a birthday dinner for my brother. Fuck, man.
This morning at the gas station, this dude...
I mean, dude almost broke his neck he stared so hard when he walked by. I felt someone looking at me and so I looked up, and when I did he was craning his head back as he walked past and he smiled. Why would anyone check ME out? It is odd to me, because I almost exclusively wear my hair to work in a half assed pony tail and wear plain sweaters and khaki pants. My makeup is always simple. Not sure...
I wish there was a way to remind myself to do...
leaving myself numerous emails about the subject, texting myself numerous times about the subject, etc. WHY CAN’T I JUST REMEMBER?
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The dinner tonight went well enough.
We had our photos taken with cardboard cut-outs of the company’s owners or whatever and if that wasn’t weird enough, when we rounded the corner of the banquet hall, there were DOZENS of men and woman, all higher-up types (including my old boss and ANOTHER old boss I had forgotten about and actually loathe!) were there and they clapped and cheered as each employee and their guest made...
We are on our way to a fancy appreciation dinner...
I have a blatant hole in the crotch of my dress pants and I’m wearing neon green underwear. My hair is a disaster. My face is a greasy sea of barf. And I get to see my old boss again. I did not leave my old job on a good note. Yay Tuesdays!
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There is a girl here in a camouflage prom dress. That is all.