February 2012
Here at the office, we all chipped in for some...
Everyone is all “If we win,” yadda yadda yadda…(for the record if we won, I’d pay for the whole wedding, plan the most extravagant honeymoon and pay off our cars and house). Someone asked the really sweet, older IT guy what he’d do if we won, without any iota of hesitation he said “Leave my wife.” Oy.
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The reason it is hard for me to lose weight and...
BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MUCH EXCELLENT FOOD AVAILABLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I have a healthy-esque lunch waiting for me in the car and like, right now all I can smell is someone’s frickin’ chili-cheese coneys and all I can do is imagine myself in front of plate with a pile of coneys and just attacking them akin to a pig with a trough. UGH. Food. You are the devil. I want you so bad.
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The time I spent at the gym tonight is currently...
Oops.
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Doing wedding stuff.
Is there something on television I’m missing? I feel like I’m missing something.
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January 2012
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Foo Fighters—These Days
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My fascination/affair/obsession with professional...
And I’m not sorry for this.
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I tried the treadmill at the gym today for the...
Now, this was not the first time in my life I was like, on a treadmill. Just my first time at the gym I have had a membership with for over a year. Because it is just after the first of the year, the gym is kind of crowded. The indoor track is full of people. I mostly joined the gym because of the indoor track but now I hardly use it. There are races coming up I want to do…another Warrior...
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Clay broke his thumb at work today.
Tonight he called me into the bathroom while he was in the shower so I could wash his left armpit for him. True love, I tell ya. I started to walk away after soaping up his armpit and he asks “Well, aren’t you going to rinse it?”
Well, I just got done trying on my mom's wedding...
and before that, I almost burned my grandma’s house to the ground. I’d say my work here is done. Long drive back home tomorrow.
I’ve been off work all week and I am very seriously dreading going back Monday.
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So...for 2012 I wanted to be (or fake being) more...
Well, how can I fake being positive or be legit positive when I just stepped in pug pee? That was before I stubbed my toe while blindingly trying to measure out Pepto in the bathroom (did not have my contacts in yet)…my stomach is like acting all sorts of a fool today/last night. It feels like it is actually twisted in a knot. I tried to do my daily sit-ups (which, dudes, did you know if you...
December 2011
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So, I was just sitting here, applying nail polish...
Clay asks me a question about something he wanted that was back in the bedroom and I say, “Oh, yeah I’ll run back and get it, I have to put a top-coat on anyways.” He looks at me very seriously and says “Why, are you cold?” El oh el. No. A top-coat for my nail polish? This is not the 1800s? Ah hoy, let me go grab me top coat and a cane and we’ll hunker down a...
“I’m a little tired of people acting like the be-all, end-all experts on how...”
– Preachy Practice: Oh MORE RANTS yay.
nailed it.
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So, I received $60 in Starbucks gift cards for...
So now, I am looking at the route to central New York I will be driving
next Wednesday (to visit family) and I am going to plot point
every.single.Starbucks. It’s safe to say, my coffee experience for this
trip is going to be fully funded.
The boys are getting ready to play poker at the...
A few people bailed on the game. I have my fingers crossed that I am not forced to fill a spot. Chiefly because I cannot retain how in the hot hell one plays the game of poker. I have been taught several times. I have not remembered a thing. I just want to be here for pizza and maybe a beer. I’ll be the one in the corner creepin’ on the internet.
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